Mean Mr. Mustard

A song by Lennon & McCartney

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Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,

shaves in the dark trying to save paper.

Sleeps in a hole in the road

Saving up to buy some clothes

Keeps a ten bob note up his nose,

such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in the shop

she never stops, she's a go getter.

Takes him out to look at the Queen

Only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene,

such a Dirty old man,

Dirty old man.